We live at a strange time in history. Never before have so many people become so conditioned to the sound of bad music that it no longer registers. Indeed, you can throw on whatever crap you wish, from Venom to the Don Johnson solo album, and most of the time, people will just kind of take it and not remark upon it.
Phooey on that, we say at The Z Review. It is in this spirit that we have created the ultimate playlist for clearing the human detritus from your living room in a matter of seconds. We have dubbed it “Unlistenable Garbage,” and we hope that your unwanted house guests will agree.
Of course, there are those who will take this playlist as a challenge and try to listen to all 74 minutes of it, as one sits through all of 2 Girls 1 Cup, and proclaim themselves victorious. It is our sincere hope that this playlist makes that utterly impossible, and will force even the most determined masochist to vacate your couch for the safety of the outdoors, forthwith and without delay.