We here at the Z Review aren’t big into celebrity reporting; unless we’re actually sharing our legitimate commentary on the work of artists, we’d just as well leave the gossip up to the TMZs of the world. Truth is, we’ve got bigger fish to fry — mainly the bloated carp currently taking up space in the oval office. Besides, we’d like to think our audience is far too elevated for such vapid offerings. All this being said, we do understand the entertainment value of a good bathroom read. So, for those of you that bring your phones into the can, here are a collection of mindless links you can swipe through ‘til you wipe poo.

Jay Z’s mother comes out as lesbian

And they both rap about it in solidarity.

Kris Jenner open to rekindling friendship with OJ Simpson

As if there wasn’t already enough to despise about the woman.

John Mayer on John Mayer

This guy’s ego gives Trump’s a run for his money…but at least he gives an entertaining interview.

Radio Los Angeles thought they ‘discovered’ Annie Lennox

Hey, at least they’ve got good taste.

Asos swimwear company leaves their campaign unretouched

Them’s some tiny asses to be having stretch marks!

Britney Spears denies lipsynching

What does she think, we don’t have ears? Come to think of it, I guess any fan of her music wouldn’t.

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