For those of you who’ve been curious as to what the husband of Trump’s daughter/wife sounds like – I know I sure as hell have been – you’ve finally got your chance.

Jared “back channel” Kushner, senior advisor to the talking yam spoke on Monday at an event at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on the need to modernize technology and data used by the federal government.

So, how do I describe his voice?

Well…it’s not what I expected. For months now, I’ve seen this slender, evocative figure dart around like a character out of a John le Carré novel. And in the end what do we get? Friggin’ Eddie Haskell from Leave it to Beaver.

Jeebus mamaloocha…what a twerp. Just goes to show, you can’t always judge a book by its cover.


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